

He enjoys model rocketry, feeding his cats, sitting on his porch of an evening with an amusing and fragrant bottle of very expensive wine, and watching (and reviewing) films. John Halpheneffer, PhD teaches creative writing and film review, part time, at the Bread Dough School in Camel's Hump, Vermont. In his spare time (which is limited, due to his many accomplishments), Dr. Halpheneffer's bold attempt to take the world of the "World-Wide Internet" by storm, thus proving himself a true Renaissance man of arts and letters in his own right. His local television series: Real 2 Real Reviewz, with John Halpheneffer, PhD, was a family favorite for decades, in Houston Texas, appealing to young and old alike, and this "web-log" is Dr.

He has, in addition to all this, self-published no fewer than three thick books that have been read by editors at America's top publishing houses: Real 2 Real Reviewz, Son of Real 2 Real Reviewz, and Revenge of Real 2 Real Reviewz. Halpheneffer, in addition to having written film and book reviews for nearly every single newspaper in all fifty states, was a Traveling Fellow of Poppyfield College, Montana, for over seventy-seven years. Putting himself and his fifteen siblings through the prestigious Iowa's Center for the Bombastic Arts and Polytechnic, Halpheneffer, PhD, struggling always through thick and thin, managed to have conferred upon himself the coveted title of PhD, in film and book review, in 1932, proving himself to be a true American, Horatio Alger-type, rags-to-riches story in his own right. Setting aside the profits made by hawking this virtual goldmine of detritus from a Hollywood Babylon that seemed neither to notice or care, young Halpheneffer, PhD was able to pull himself up by his bootstraps and there was not a man-jack among them who dared say that he did not.

Fields and a young Chaplin himself, a shrewd young Halpheneffer, wise beyond his years, was able to make extra money, unbeknownst to Senate and his ilk, by re-selling the many leftover champagne bottles, sorely needed at a time when our country was embroiled in one or another of its many wars. Working alongside such future luminaries as a seminal H.W. Born and raised on a sound stage at Mack Senate's world famous studio, an orphaned young Halpheneffer helped to support his ailing mother and thirteen siblings by cleaning up after Senate's many lavish prohibition-era studio parties, where the bootleg champagne flowed like wine and life was anything but easy (for Halpheneffer). By John Halpheneffer, PhD: While some film critics choose their vocation, the world-renowned John Halpheneffer, PhD, seems to have had his thrust upon him.
